Letter to Santa 2007 (read at HugNation 12.23.08)

During HugNation today, I read the letter my brother and I left for Santa last year on Xmas eve.

I LOVE our xmas eve tradition.

Santa’s response after the cut…


We almost forgot you were coming tonight! Thank goodness we didn’t light a fire.
Next time you might consider adding “Xmas Eve Visit” on your Facebook Calendar or list it on Upcoming.org.

And now that I look around online a bit, there are a few more things we need to talk about.

What is the deal with your MySpace page?!

For someone that “knows” all the children of the world, you sure have a weak friends list.
I mean, you still have Tom on your top eight! (That is SO embarrassing.)

In lieu of milk and cookies, here’s a web 2.0 trick to make sure that you don’t get left in the dust by Dane Cook or Tila Tequila.

The key is to stay classy and understated. So we made you this graphic. Simply post it everywhere you can:

We’ll poke you on Facebook later! Comment back!!

Jimmy & Johnny

PLUS we created this extra goodie for the man in red:


Well, Children,
What can I do? I outsource my computer work to India and I don’t know that Mahatma really believes in me. Maybe if he has some of this “drunken elf” eggnog he’d feel better about his work.
Now about that graphic…That really is a pose I did only for the eyes of Mrs. Claus and it was never meant for the internet. I mean, really, I don’t want the children having risque thoughts about me. I want them to think of me more as a grandfather figure.
Now, be good, and if you can, would you fix up that MyFace page?

See you next year.

P.S. I had a little trouble with the TSA guys at the airport. The limit of liquid containers is 3 oz. so I had to chug my eggnog. Still mighty good!

One Comment

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    amber Says:

    Hugnation was wonderful yesterday sweetheart. Loved it so. Sending much love and hugs to you, Andi, little Caleb, your brother Jim and his wife, and your parents. So thankful for having you and grandpa Caleb’s presence in my life for the past several years. Love love love you. xoxoxo.

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