4) 2006 SANTA GIFT

And the note that my brother & I left with the box…

Dear Santa!

Thanks so much for all your hard work!
But as we all know, with hard work, comes a manly odor.

Not only do you have the undeniable stench of an overweight man in too much clothing, but you’ve also got to deal with the smell from a night’s worth of reindeer debris, chimney soot, and the occasional kiss from someone else’s mommy.

Not to worry! We got your back, Santaman! Just spray a bit of this stuff on your way home and Mrs. Claus will love you for it.


  1. 1
    Amber Says:

    hahah, i love this! “and a kiss from someone else’s mommy” – priceless.

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    Justenie Says:

    Love it…and remember nothing comes between him and his Calvin!! Yet another dark side to Santa…will they never cease?!

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