Archive for December, 2013

2013 Letter to Santa / Snowden

Tuesday, December 24th, 2013

Dear Santa, If you are reading this, it may be too late. It is with deep respect and significant hesitation that we include the following information. We heard that Edward Snowden might be seeking asylum or already hiding out at the North Pole. And while we would never want to turn the Xmas season into […]

2012 Letter to Santa

Monday, December 23rd, 2013

Dear Santa, This is pretty embarrassing. We totally thought the world was going to end on the 21st. Our Mayan contacts have been so trustworthy up ‘til now. (They were the ones who told us to hoard Beanie Babies a decade ago.) In any case, while we are happy to be alive, we find ourselves […]