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2015 (The Santa Force Returns)

Friday, December 25th, 2015

Dear Santa, While many wonder how you travel around the world in a night or go up and down chimneys, we know the truth. It is pretty obvious that you are a Jedi Knight. Maybe it is the proximity to the North Pole that kicks your midiclorians into high gear. It takes some Yoda-like Force […]

2013 Letter to Santa / Snowden

Tuesday, December 24th, 2013

Dear Santa, If you are reading this, it may be too late. It is with deep respect and significant hesitation that we include the following information. We heard that Edward Snowden might be seeking asylum or already hiding out at the North Pole. And while we would never want to turn the Xmas season into […]

2012 Letter to Santa

Monday, December 23rd, 2013

Dear Santa, This is pretty embarrassing. We totally thought the world was going to end on the 21st. Our Mayan contacts have been so trustworthy up ‘til now. (They were the ones who told us to hoard Beanie Babies a decade ago.) In any case, while we are happy to be alive, we find ourselves […]

2010 Medical Card

Monday, October 31st, 2011

Dear Santa,
With such a long & stressful night ahead of you, we wanted to leave you a little herbal refreshment to mellow your vibe. BTW, do you have a medical card, yet? We went ahead and got you one so you can avoid hassle with the Cali police. We should warn you that this is […]

2009 Future Fashion

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

Dear Santa, We at the Eggnography Institute for Yuletide Research are dedicated to maximizing the Xmas experience for all good little boys and girls (plus related icons and subsidiaries.) Due to recent climate change research we can no longer endorse the current “Father Christmas” uniform that has been used consistently in recent decades. (With the […]

1) 2007’s (web 2.0) Letter for Santa

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007

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Monday, December 10th, 2007

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4) 2006 SANTA GIFT

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

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Friday, December 7th, 2007

13 Holiday Activity Ideas:n: 1. Tease kids who have to go to school during their religious holidays. 2. Don gay apparel. 3. Try telling a cop, “actually, the pipe is for my snowman.” 4. Ponder eggnog. (they should call it “flegmnogg”) 5. Punch anyone who says, “Like a Lightbulb!” while singing Rudolph The Red Nosed […]


Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Two years ago, during our weekly HugNation, Grandpa told us about what he was giving to his grandkids for Christmas (and reminds us about the spirit of the season.) Watch HugNation – Dec 5 – Grandpa’s Xmas Gifts in Faith Videos  |  View More Free Videos Online at recorded Dec 6, 2006 [ copycat viagra | […]

8) SANTA LETTER & GIFT ’03, ’01 & ’00

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Instead of Cookies & Milk, my brother and I leave silly letters and gifts for Santa. Here is what my brother and I left for Santa in 2003, 2001, & 2000! [ female viagra | viagra affects on women | free trial of viagra | viagra indigestion as a side effect | buy prescription viagra […]


Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Tonight is the first day of Channukah! Today’s twist on an important Jewish Holiday tale is relayed to us by my childhood friend, Deron. (Illustrations by Halcyon) DISCLAIMER FROM THE AUTHOR: This Tale is in honor of the Jewish holiday, Channukah. While I am not a practicing Jew, I was raised Jewish and it is, […]


Monday, December 3rd, 2007

In this video I explain our Xmas eve “Gift-to-Santa” tradition and show a few examples how we morphed the cookies and milk tradition to make it more fun. (And often “NSFW.” In fact, for years, we had to hide the gifts before Grandpa woke up.) Watch Dear Santa – aka Halcyon Family Traditions in Faith […]